Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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What's brown, liquid and bad for your health in large doses? Did you guess: Coca Cola? Soda? Beer? Pepsi? Wrong. It's beer. Did this Anti-joke sound pretentious? Don't worry, you're not the only one.

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What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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Justin Littleton's mom accidentally texting him about buying weed, and then offering to buy him ice cream to make up for it.

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^that joke's not funny

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Yo momma's so ugly, she decided to get plastic surgery and now has much higher self-esteem.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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Test

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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I enjoy the fact that the jokes I post that do not make me laugh, are the ones that get zero thumbs, while those that at least make me smile, get at least a couple, I admit thought that its hard to keep track with me, I type jokes so fast that they disappear in the back before people can thumb them... Have you heard... Of the dog that was barking up the wrong three? The three said: Damn dog! I am not a tree! The dog kept barking, as dogs do not speak. Moral: Numbers speak fluently in most languages though...

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Why do vampires suck the blood of their victims? Because blood is very nutritious and provides more iron for heamoglobin.

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Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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