Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken got crushed by a fridge.

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A blonde is standing on the edge of a 20-story building. He's had a rather rough life.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No, he hasn't either

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

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Apple.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? If you eat a Jew, you're deemed a cannibal and are frowned upon by the majority of society.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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A woman's opinion

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obamas trench

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment? It depends on the size of the apartment.

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Roses are red violets are blue i heart my toilet Becuase it holds all my POO!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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