why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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when the doctor asked him why he was sad andreas replyd i have a small penis and drew and devin keep making me drop the soap

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

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What is Green and taste like an apple? An Apple

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Why did the black man shoot the white man? The white man was a prison escapee attempting to perform hate crimes toward African Americans by reforming the KKK. The black man was also schizophrenic.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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Q: What did William Wallace say to Beyonce after Taylor Swift's performance? A: Nothing, because William Wallace has been dead for some time now.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Shoes, socks, and mittens.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Apple.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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