- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

Don't you just hate it when sentences don't end how you think they TESTACLES

Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

why was the panda sent to prison? he played a major roll in the bombing of 9-11

Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

How do you call a black man? By his first name.

Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

What did santa say to the little girl on Christmas Eve? Santa isn't real, but pedophiles are.

Why I the kid still at school? His mom was brutally run over by a car

How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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