April showers bring may flowers, may flowers bring pilgrims, pilgrims bring diseases, diseases bring death, death brings... Well it's just death.

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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How many hamburgers can a grizzly bear eat? Maybe 6.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Knock knock! Who's there? an atheist. an atheist who oh sorry, I forgot atheists don't knock on people's doors

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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No Mom! No! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

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