"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

thumb_up thumb_down -33

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -37

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

thumb_up thumb_down -143

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

thumb_up thumb_down +226

Person 1: You have something on your head Person 2: What? Where? What is it? Person 1: Hair

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What do the Chinese call ping pong? Ping pong.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

thumb_up thumb_down +30

2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

thumb_up thumb_down +18

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

one day a grape was in the sun raisin

thumb_up thumb_down -36

-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

thumb_up thumb_down -82

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -186

My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

thumb_up thumb_down -192

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

thumb_up thumb_down +37

When's the best time to go to the dentist? When you have an appointment.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops