- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

I've got a fever and the only cure is ibuprofen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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So this guy is driving down the road and he is going real slow, he was going so slow in fact he wasn't even moving, because he was dead.

What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

What does 1+1 equal? 2

Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the disabled man fall of the swing, someone shot him.

what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

Why did the boat sink? It ran into an iceberg.

Why is your face? Because.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make a plumber stop sagging? Tickle his crack

Who has the biggest cock A rooster

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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