What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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A penguin is driving through Arizona when his car's oil pressure light comes on. He drops his car off with a mechanic who says he'll get to it soon, and to come back in an hour. The penguin leaves the garage and, seeing a Baskin-Robbins across the street, stops in and orders a dish of ice cream. As he eats the ice cream he reflects on the series of extraordinary events that led him to this place, this time, this situation.

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PATHETIC

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black people. that is all...

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why did the asian go to the bar?? i dont know you tell me.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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There are two people in this world; people who finish their sentences and people who

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What did the smoker get for christmas? A bike.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

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Miley Cyrus.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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