Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What would you if I slapped you in the face with a fish? Unless you are a push-over, it is likely that you would retaliate with anger.

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. James who? James from work. Oh, come on in.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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How do you stop a baby from flying? Hit it with a shovel.

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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The Arrowtongue commands the road like a semi-truck. But the Gyrosprinter corners on a dime.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? *Silence* (The person knocking is deaf)

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What's green and falls fom a tree? A dump truck. I lied about it being green.

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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