A man walks into a bar.... no wait! It's a horse! A man walks into a horse...

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Well, as you know, I have alzheimers and... ... ... ... ... ... Well, as you know, I have alzheimers.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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a black man jumps in a pool.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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why dont black people like cruise ships? they already fell for that trick 400 years ago

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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A blonde, brunette, and a red head were walking on the side of the road and a fridge landed on them and they died. At least they still could go to their funerals.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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