What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did the black guy punch the Mexican guy? Because they were in a fight.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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Yo momma so fat she was baptized in a church, because she wasn't as fat as she is currently.

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Women's Rights

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Why is Jem no longer a cartoon? Because they all died from toxic hairspray.

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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Lol, listen, the suggestion lies in the "not not", you are using not twice in your mind, which under trance makes it so your subconcious registers that you are using a double negative while you consciously do not. Look back at the messages and register consciously that you and I have been using "not not" twice during the past messages, when the net shuts down here, you reinforce the "I will totally notnot, tell him" so the suggestion just gets stronger.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The owner of the horse then explains the evolution of the species and genetics. The bartender, satisfied, serves the owner a drink and gladly gives the horse water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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