Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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hi.... bonjour... hola... DOOO YOUUUU UNDERSTANDDD MEEE !!!!!!!!!!!

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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whats annoying and black? black people

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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