What do you call a horse with no eyes? A horse with no eyes.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Whats the difference between a circle and a peace sign? Three lines!

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What's the difference between a bird and a horse? - Both can fly, exept the horse.

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What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

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"I can't wait to eat this bagle!" "Yes you can." "Yeah, I guess you're right."

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun, knife, there are a number of ways really...

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face." the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What makes women so mystifying and beautiful? Tits.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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