Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Q: A black man is walking down the street with a television, where did he just come from? A: Best Buy, he just got a bonus, and wanted to reward himself.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

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A French, an American and a Belgian are going together on holidays. I hope they'll have good weather.

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese lady order a cheeseburger? A: Because it wasn't on the menu

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What?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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An Asian, Burnett, and a Blond are stranded on an island. They all say, "What the crap?! How'd I get on this island?!"

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had no arms.

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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