What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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What did the blind, deaf, quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Dislike this!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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a Jew had a small nose

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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You just threw a fireman and a baby out of a skyscraper... who arrived earth first? Adam and Eve. Moral: Because theology is bullshit.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist -lschles

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