What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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Caitlyn.

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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Whut r bacer dew? Eh muphin

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

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What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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