Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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How do you stop a run-away bus? You sit down in the driver's seat and gently place your foot on the brake pedular and proceed to press it down. The brake pads, located in the calipers, will squeeze the brake discs and slow the bus eventually to stop at the crosswalk for the old lady accompanied by a young boy scout to cross the street and continue their wonderful lives.

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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If you lose your left arm, your right one will be left.

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How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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