What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad event that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What does a turkey do? I don't know I'm not a turkey

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

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A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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How did the soccer team win? They scored the most goals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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