What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

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Why was the blonde so stupid? He had dyslexia and to make fun of his hardship would truly be a hardship of human morals.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

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nick toth

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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