- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What did one muffin in the oven say to the other muffin Nothing food doesn't talk

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

Patient: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano when my arm heals? Doctor: Did I not tell you? You insurance didn't cover the cost of this operation. Your arm is never going to be healed!

Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

What's the difference between an old man and a child? The old man is older than the child

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

What do you get when you cross and elephant and a dog? Nothing, because you cannot breed creatures of different geniuses.

What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

what the hell happened to your face

why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

Whats red and cant fly a plane. An apple.

Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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