Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Obama.

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Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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go stand in a mirror look at your face that is the joke. 8- now go tell someone you will tell them a joke and do that to them this will be a fast spreading joke. jkjk this joke is so bad everybody give this alot of bad thums. ha ha i do not care

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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poo poo you you doo doo too too

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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