Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

Womens Basketball.

Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

Diana and victoria

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

A black guy gets arrested...

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Knock Knock Who's There? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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