- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

A baby seal walks into a bar. Animal services are called and the seal is returned to its natural habitat. A man then beats it dead with a blunt object.

w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

My nipple is bleeding

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

Hi my name is Bob

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

I AM DISSAPOINTED

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

YOLO

3 out of 4 questions. The lion king was holding a meeting and every animal was there except for one. What animal wasn't there? The elephant. It was still in the fridge.

What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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