Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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After a long day on the movie set, Lindsay Lohan decides to go out to a bar. She gets really drunk and high on drugs and some guy takes her back to her trailer and stuffs her muffin.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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What did Lil Jimmi received at his birthday ? A red fire truck and he loved it

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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