What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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Why could'nt Boris fit in with the other kids? His name was Boris.

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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Yo Mamma

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? R, but they are also fond of the C.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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