Yo Mamma

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Obviously.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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what do u call a black person a black person dehh

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