- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Why was the deaf boy crying at Christmas? He got an iPod.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

Why did the baby die? It got shot.

What did the priest say to the child.... nothing he just gripped his arm tightly and pulled down his pant

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? A Jew is a person either born into or converted to Judaism, and a Pizza is a disc shaped, oven baked bread typically topped with tomato sauce and cheese.

A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Magic Johnson has AIDS

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

I'm funny.

Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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