Christians

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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What did one platypus say to the other? Whatever noise platypuses make. I'm not sure. I am sure that they lay eggs though.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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YOLO

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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