- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Knock Knock! Come in.

So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Yah? Well your a ********

Hitler. lol, sucks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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