- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

Yah? Well your a ********

I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

what happens when you wake up inception

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

What's yellow and dangerous? China.

What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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