robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

thumb_up thumb_down +46

why did the black man drown? he cant swim

thumb_up thumb_down +42

where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

thumb_up thumb_down +30

A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

thumb_up thumb_down +20

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

thumb_up thumb_down +12

what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the city on the other side. He hoped he could find work in one of the city's cheap factories. He needed money for his family: he could not bear to see them slowly starve for any longer. If he could get a lowly-paid job he may be able to just sustain them. But he knew it could not last for long. He would probably die on the streets or in the slums, cold, lonely and starving. But it was a risk worth taking - he could not see his own family waste slowly away like so many of his friends had.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock, come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops