why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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On the fifth day of Christmas my true love brought to me Nothing, because we only celebrate one day of Christmas

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Why is Travis so hilarious? ....Trick question hes not.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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