Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

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Look at your hand. Made you look!

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tim tebow is a great quarterback

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69.... is a number

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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whats worse then being lit on fire? dont worry about that right now your ass is on fire!

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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I like turtoes.

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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