What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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What do you call a goose with no arms? A goose

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We were hooking up and her mom walked in, i stood up, apologized and left

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Who looks like Zach Efron? Shrek.

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Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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This is a joke for Homeless people:

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How do you get blood from a stone? Put it in a snowball.

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What did the Hindenburg say? -nothing it just blew up

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Lacrosse is the best sport in the world

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