Winking at old people

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

wanna hear a joke? no

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

Popsicles

What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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