What can't think, see, hear, taste, or smell? A Headless Cat

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17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

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What did susan boyle say when she saw a 10 year old boy get hit by a bus? "OH MY GOD, SOMEBODY RING AN AMBULANCE"

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Nobody cares because its a chicken

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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The joke below me is retarded

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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ceiling mounted bonerss CC

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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