What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Why did billy go to the beach? To spread his moms ashes on the sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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