- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why do blacks have a little white on their hands? God has always said that everybody has a little good in them.

Why are there so many jokes about people walking into bars? Bars are known as a place most people go to for a social occasion, making them a place that most people can relate with.

Rick Perry.

Look at your hand. Made you look!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

Female Athletics

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

45.

What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

France never surrender.

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

A man sat down Then he stood up

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

How many dead babies can u fit in a bath tub 17

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