How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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make me a sandwich!

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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A man is walking down thwe street. All of the sudden, an armoured truck comes around the corner really fast. The back doors swing open, and bags of money fly toward him. "I can believe this is real!" the Man exclaimed. "It's not. Feed the pig." said a man in pig suit with a giant coin-slot on the head.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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