Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. The snake ate the mouse.

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A man walks into a bar.

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The white guy did it!

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Hey, you have small hands.

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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I like your hair

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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Two men walk into a bar. And they enjoy a good night of drinking beer and playing pinball.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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What is green and sticky and oozes up a kid's upper lip? A homesick booger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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