a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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what did the girl say when she got a ring? OHHH look i got a ring!

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France never surrender.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What do you call a man with a black head, a red body, white arms and yellow legs? To get to the other side.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's There? To get to the other side.

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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A man walks into a room with a sly grin on his face, "Tom, have I got a joke to tell YOU!" Tom hurriedly shoos Susie into her bedroom and tells her to lock the door and not open it no matter what. Tom turns to the man, "I've told you twice before to never come back here, I'm beginning to think that you probably don't take what I say very seriously because you might have some sort of chemical imbalance or something in your head, or maybe you're obsessed with my family or something!" The man hangs his head in shame and agrees with Tom, but Tom still had to do something about the intruder so he called the cops. The cops took him to get psychologically analyzed, but Tom didn't know this because he only cared that his daughter Susie was safe and he also doesn't have access to the testing facility's records. Tom is an only father.

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Winking at old people

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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