- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

"hey you know that graveyard down the street." "yeah." "people are dying to get in there."

what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

Q:Which side of a chicken has more feathers? A:The outside.

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