- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

what do you do when you see a priest in a bar? tell him that is un richeous and he shall pay for his sins right before you kill him

A kid is riding down the street when his chain pops off his bicycle. The kid yells "God damn!" as he begins to fix it. A priest walking nearby overhears the boy taking god's name in vein and says "Don't say 'God damn' say 'God help us'". The kid says, "I am an atheist, get away from me".

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

What's green and goes "Kablowie!"? Probably nothing.

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

Women's rights.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

Yesterday I caught my 4year old son shaving, trying to be like his dad. Sadly, he accidently sliced through the main artery supplying blood to his brain and bled to death in my arms.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

You are the third derivative of the position function.

Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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