- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What do you tell a woman with no black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice but you're not an abusive partner.

What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

A man sat down Then he stood up

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

A man walks into a bar. He breaks his neck and his insurance provider hikes up his interest rate.

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

A man walked into a bar, he spilled his drink.

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