whens your birthday? July 16th What year? Every year

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Whats skinny, round, tall, smells like a dead baby, hard, small, and fat? nothing

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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Whats a cat? A cat!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They turn out delicious.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a party, they took the apple from the roast pig's mouth, and they put it on her mouth.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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