Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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Aaron Cummings is me. Find me on facebook:)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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Two peanuts are walking down a dark alley. One was a honey roasted.

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What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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