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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

Two men are talking at a bar. They both order the same drink but are charged different prices. Angered, one of them men confronts the bartender. A fight breaks out and the bartender is seriously injured.

The sandwich asked the girl to make her a boy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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