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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

Rick Perry.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm a dog

Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

Whats a cat? A cat!

I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What did the guy say to the mushroom?

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Military intelligence.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

A black person in the NHL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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