- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

JUSTIN BEING SMART

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

How do you stop a puppy from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.

Female Athletics

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

France never surrender.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

I'm Spartacus

how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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