Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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Why did the snowman melt? It got tired of everyday life and decided that it would be best if he disappeared from society... His name was Dave...

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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youre gay

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The government makes a good decision

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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