What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

Oh hey is your dad good at golf? No, he's not really good at anything except lying.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

Asians...

I like your hair

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

A man walks into a bar.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

A joke

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Chuck Norris died.

What's the difference between a duck? A vest has no sleeves.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

What do you call an Iraqi man steering the plane? a pilot, you racist.

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 20 trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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