A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

The awkward when you said moment in your head.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

What do you call your mother? Mom.

What's black and white and red all over? A post-racial communist country.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

You.

I Love Hitler.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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