What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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How did the fat kid stop the bus? He didn't...

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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wanna hear a joke? no

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

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Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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