So a seal walks into a club...

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

NEVER

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Jews who wear penny loafers...

Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Lacrosse

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

French people.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

What's gay and gay? Joe

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

where do you find a dog with no brain? in its grave.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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