Teacher: Be creative and original! Student A: Teacher, why do you want us to change our monikers? I'm fine the way I am. After all, I'm unique... just like everybody else... Teacher: Why don't I have the brilliant children? Student B: Chance/randomness plays a large part in our everyday lives. Take for example the life of Bob- a paragon for human normality. He gets up in the morning each and every single day to be greeted by an arbitrary occurrence. Although it sometimes serves Bob good, it could also aggrandize his human well of detriment. Teacher, do you want me to continue? Teacher: I retract my earlier statement. Some of the children are brilliant, but most are not. Hence I'm going to say that I have a normal class of students. Student B: Teacher, you didn't answer my last question of which I addressed to you specifically.

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black

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I love you.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Two robots are walking down the street together and walk into a bar. Just kidding, they can't walk because they have Polio.

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If pro is the opposite of con . Is congress the opposite of progress?

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What's worse than forgetting how to spell? asghasonbma.

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Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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What has lips and smells like a fish? A fish.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Rick Perry.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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