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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here!" The second muffin replies, "Yes, I'm in a lot of pain. Also, I've had a headache for quite a while now. I went to the doctor last Thursday and he preformed an X-ray but the results are not back yet. This extreme heat is likely worsening my already fragile physical health."

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I can't see my forehead

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Dying of terminal cancer.

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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