- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

What's in there? Get outta there...

is this love , is this love , is this love , that im feeling , no bob im afraid its cancer.

Why did the woman die Because she was old

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

Whats the difference between two flies? Nothing, they're both flies.

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

balls in ya mouf

Knock knock, come in.

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

Guess what? Chicken butt

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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