- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

a black guy with rights in 1924

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

Itookasipasoda

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a porch? Bob

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

Scott

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks. The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks." The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks." The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks." They were moose tracks.

WOMEN'S RIGHTS

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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