Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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theres a fat guy

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Like my status for a tbh?

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Scott

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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