Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

A priest, a Rabi, and a Monk walk out of the bar and go home.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

A straight man walks into a gay bar and is amazed by the amount of fun he has and how cool people can be when you don't judge someone based on sexual preference or your own religious beliefs.

Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

knock knock go away

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

What did the handicapped boy say to his mother? Nothing, his severe mental retardation impaired his ability to learn the English language.

Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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