ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Women's rights

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What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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