- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

balls in ya mouf

I love you.

why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

How do you drown a blonde? Keep her head under water for 2 minutes because thats when the human brain starts to loose oxygen.

Why couldn't the car drive? Because its wheels were made of butter.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

How do you starve a Mexican? Deny him access to food stamps

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

wanna hear a joke? no

how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

no

Why did Billy fall off the Empire State building? He didn't fall, he jumped. He decided to commit suicide due to his lack of friends, caring parents, low self-esteem, and self-concious issues. Billy really needed a therapist.

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