A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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How does a blonde get pregnant? (I don't know) And you thought blondes were dumb.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What Jews are doing in Palestine? A: Living.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say mustache? ...No. I wish you had said mustache.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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An antijoke

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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