What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

Your mother is so fat, that she's working really hard to get back in shape so that she can support her family.

Why did the Polar Bear fall through the ice? The ice was unable to support his mass

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Black people are innocent.

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

Why did the man cross the road? He was obviously trying to get to his work, however he realized he was jaywalking in front of a cop and had to pay a fine and ended up being late to work.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?  No Neither has he

What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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