- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and silly? A blood clot

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

WHAT DO YOU CALL MEXICANS IN A HOT TUBE BOILED BEANS (; NO RACIAL

What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

George W. Bush

A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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