What's 6+2? 16

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's in there? Get outta there...

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An Unicorn walks into a club, the bartender promised to quit drugs and thanks to that his family didn't fall apart and he lived happily till he was 89 when he passed away surrounded by loved ones.

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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noodles

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What did the baby get for his 1st birthday? Nothing, he was a Harlequin baby, therefore dying during the last stages of pregnancy.

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Knock Knock Who's there A pile up A pile up who

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A man comes home late from work what does he find? His wife and children murdered.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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9/11.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around? A kitten in a blender

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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