Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

Kenny G

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A fish walks into a bar

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What is shorter than a toddler? A jewish lifespan.

DERP

The jets are a good team..

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

i have aids and a chode

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

No joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

What is Jason? Black.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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