What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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Knock knock Who's there? Adolf Adolf who? Adolf Hitler. Are you a jew?

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why did the fat black guy fail his eye exam? He's blind.

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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-Whats worse than a joke with no punch line? -What?...

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

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i have aids and a chode

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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whats worse than one bee sting... two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings... the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust... three bee stings

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a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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