I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

*Knock Knock* Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

hahaha

Why does your mom moan and scream at night? She had a rough childhood, filled with all types of despair and disappointment.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Exactly what?

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Anti Joke

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