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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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jgkbk,mn

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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roses are black violets are gray im color blind

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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i have aids and a chode

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how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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Global Warming.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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Dallas Cowboys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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