- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

French people.

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why was Billy sad? An evil clown hit him with an Axe.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

A black man says "ask" correctly.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

You.

A goat goes to the store and asks the store clerk where the potatoes are. The clerk told the goat to check aisle 5 for the potatoes. The goat goes to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

make me a sandwich!

Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

Poop

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