- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are young girls better at school than young boys? Because young boys think about young girls.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Hi my name is Bob

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

All of these jokes suck. Just saying.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

I met a man today. His name was John.

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

What did the man do after a bad day at work? He went home and beat his wife

Winking at old people

Why did Tigger look into the toilet? He accidentally swallowed a dime the other day and wanted to keep an eye out for it.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

You know what the best part about sleeping pills is? No, what is it? Zzzzzzzzzzz

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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