What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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Winking at old people

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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how do you grow a choade? idk ask shea

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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1+1= 69

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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A father of 4 commits suicide. his kids celebrate shortly after.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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