There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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A blond, a brunette and a redhead are all trapped on a desert island. They work together and manage to survive until help arrives.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody knows. Chickens aren't capable of knowing why they do things.

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what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Kate

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall. First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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Oh...okay, good.

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wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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Knock Knock! we have a door bell ...ding dong. its broken.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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