Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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9/11.

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Whats Orange,Leathery gets passed around by sweaty dudes and the next name will start with an S Snooki

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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MWAAHHHHHAHAHHAH

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he was dead.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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