Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

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Life is like a box of chocolates, It doesn't last too long for fat people.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "For Christ's sakes, Grandma, put your pants back on!"

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Black people are innocent.

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A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. Then he woke with a fright In the middle of the night And thought about what a strange dream he was having.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

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what do an elephant, a fishook, and a spaceship have in common? absolutely nothing

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A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

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Potato salad

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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