- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

What do you call a video game nerd who insists on sitting at home all day not going out or thinking of others except for beating the level or killing the creature or leveling that skill or completely ignoring his civic duties? Accepted

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

What's 1+1? 4.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

What's worse than finding jokes that repeat on Anti-Joke.com? AIDS

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

Guess what? SHADAP

Why do black people smell? So blind people can hate them too.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did Helen Keller get at the store? Glasses

Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face" the horse says "my son was just diagnosed with multiple sclerosis"

A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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