Whats long and hard? a pole

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Jess Burns

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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women's rights

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

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What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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