How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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son, you're adopted.

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If you have two berries in one hand, and three in the other, what do you get when you put them together? Five.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

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What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Chuck Norris is a normal man.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

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Yo mamma is so hairy that she had to shave

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Q: How did the hispanic youth express his irrational fear of snakes when he watched, "Snakes: The Life of These Tranquil Creatures"? A: He screamed and burst into an uncontrollable bout of agitating laughter invoked by his natural uneasiness at having witnessed something very disturbing indeed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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