- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

American healthcare.

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Q : Why did the girl fall off the swimset ? A : Gravity pulls smaller masses towards larger masses, so the girl being the smaller mass, got attracted to the bigger mass, AKA the Earth, and that's why she fell.

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

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