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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Anti jokes are funny

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What's brown and sticky? ...poop....and refried beans

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Madame. Madame who? Just kidding it's Steve, but my damn foot's stuck in the door.

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I got shot, you laughed

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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