- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

I hate you.

what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

what do you call a pizza with a lot of jalapenos. spicy.

How do you stop the neighbors kids jumping your fence and stealing your lemons? Molest them.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

Shit.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

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