What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the man say to Hitler? You're a douche

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

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Why did German shower heads have eleven holes? Because jews only have ten fingers.

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Q. What do you call a bear ripping a man to pieces? A. A bear.

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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my aunt Always used to say"go with the flow" she died in a kayak accident last Sunday

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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knock knock who's there? the police you are wanted for 5 counts of 1st degree murder.

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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