- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket? use a blender. how do you get 100 dead babies out of a blender? Doritio's

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

a mexican is walking through the desert with no food or water, and no clothes. he'll probably die soon.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

I had a dream I watched Inception.

How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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