what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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A black gay transvestite prostitute was walking alone through a dark alley one night. Business has been slow tonight, and she is looking for anyone she can find. Suddenly a man jumps out from the shadows, and brutally kills her. What do you call her? Marsha, as such was her name.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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what color is blue? green

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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hi im paul!

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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Why did the baby cross the street? It was stapled to the chicken

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Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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